Do you really need the StyleXpert Beardtrimmer 9000?
No, you do not need a laser-guided razor.
Just because you can put a laser guide on something doesn’t mean you should. Case in point, you do not need a laser-guided razor.
The StyleXpert Beardtrimmer 9000, which Phillips boasts is the only beard trimmer with a laser guide, will run you $100 and promises to make your facial hair perfectly symmetrical.
Now shaving with a laser, that would be cool. But this thing, well, you just don’t need it.
There is, after all, a better way to shave: like a man.
Sure, I’ve shaved my face something like 10,000 times, but I’ve been doing it all wrong. Then I learned how to shave like a man. And so can you.