There’s this new robot, the result of the Wearable Tomato Project, called Tomatan. You wear it while running, and it feeds you tomatoes.
I’ve ignored this thing for awhile, hoping it would just go away. But people still seem to think the Ostrich Pillow helps to take a nap. But here’s the truth: you don’t need the Ostrich Pillow.
Here’s some advice. If you’re directionally challenged, and it’s getting late, just don’t enter the corn maze.
Do you really need PaleoBareHands. No, you do not. They clearly fall into the realm of Stuff You Don’t Need.
I’ve logged many hours walking around stores, theme parks, zoos, and hiking trails with a child sitting squarely on my shoulders. And not once did I need the SaddleBaby Shoulder Saddle.
I’m not fully convinced the tonefone iphone case isn’t a prank. But if it’s not, you don’t need it.