If you can’t handle the maze, stay out of the corn.
People call 911 for all sorts of silly reasons. The Consumerist has a whole bunch of them: Broken iPhone. Cable outages. Mixed-up fast food orders. Help ordering Chinese food (we all know how confusing that can be).
Here’s some advice. If you’re directionally challenged, and it’s getting late, just don’t enter the corn maze.
[via Modern Farmer.]