Corn. Don't go in here.

Help 911! I’m Lost in a Corn Maze

If you can’t handle the maze, stay out of the corn.

People call 911 for all sorts of silly reasons. The Consumerist has a whole bunch of them: Broken iPhone. Cable outages. Mixed-up fast food ordersHelp ordering Chinese food (we all know how confusing that can be).

But the Solano County Sheriff’s Department is being swamped by calls from people who pay $12 to wander around the 60-acre corn maze at Cool Patch Pumpkins in Dixon, CA and can’t find their way out.

Here’s some advice. If you’re directionally challenged, and it’s getting late, just don’t enter the corn maze.

[via Modern Farmer.]

Similar Posts

Leave a Reply