Stuff You Don’t Need: A Laser-Guided Razor

Do you really need the StyleXpert Beardtrimmer 9000?

No, you do not need a laser-guided razor.

Just because you can put a laser guide on something doesn’t mean you should. Case in point, you do not need a laser-guided razor.

You don't need a laser-guided razor.
I mean, lasers are cool and all, but seriously. I couldn’t even look at myself in the mirror if I used this thing. Which sort defeats the purpose.

The StyleXpert Beardtrimmer 9000, which Phillips boasts is the only beard trimmer with a laser guide, will run you $100 and promises to make your facial hair perfectly symmetrical.

Now shaving with a laser, that would be cool. But this thing, well, you just don’t need it.

There is, after all, a better way to shave: like a man.


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Sure, I’ve shaved my face something like 10,000 times, but I’ve been doing it all wrong. Then I learned how to shave like a man. And so can you.




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