Some Thoughts on Burrito Tape
Burrito Tape: A necessary tool of the modern age or a food-grade inventor flex? You decide.
On Turkish Delight
I remember in The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe that one of the kids was tempted by the evil queen with something called Turkish delight. It was obviously a sweet, but I really had no idea what the stuff was. Until I went to Turkey …
Eating a Whole Foods Sandwich: A Cautionary Tale
What happens when a man eats a Whole Foods sandwich for lunch? He becomes a criminal. This is a true story.